Dear Seantrel

We were dismayed to hear your choice a couple months ago. Most of us wished you well, but knew something bad was about to happen. We don't fault you for drinking that Cardinal and Gold kool-aid, better men have done the same. We started to tell ourselves "we don't want him anyways!!!", and "I hope his dad gets a record deal LOLZ!" But on this day, the Christmas Day for everyone outside of U$C (fair-weather) fans, we have to say that we told you so. Something wasn't right. When Coach Tress gave you the family values schpeel he meant it, and still means it. When coach Kiffin talked to you about Tennesssss... I mean USC he sold you swamp land in Florida. Snake oil, if you will. So what do you do now? Transfer and burn a year? Or spend two years in South LA(which is an ugly ugly place) and hope that you make it to a BCS bowl game in 3 years, the year you thought would be your last and you'd make the jump early to the NFL? It's a tough call, but good luck. -SBB