Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen are bringing the old man over guys - hope those chimneys are not clogged. And hope that ya'll weren't naughty this year!! But even if you were, wishing doesn't hurt does it ? And a flying bird whispered in my ear that some of our beloved CFB personalities are also wishing hard this year:
1. Rich Rod - A good practice log book.
2. Urban Meyer - A second coming of Christ Tebow
3. Mark May - A life
4. Ray Small - Keys to the Tressel doghouse
5. Legarette Blount - A copy of Gandhi's 'Truth and Non-violence'
6. Lou Holtz - A life
7. Charlie Weis - A big bacon and cheese burger
8. Brian Kelly - A copy of Dale Carnegie's "How to win friends and influence people"
9. Rece Davis - A life
10. Coach Tressel - A tight leash cos that TTUN is getting to be his b...h
11. Maryland Athletics Department - A new name so people quit calling them the Twerps
12. Kirk Herbstreit - A life
13. Tim Tebow - Kleenex tissue and 20,000 lbs of eye-black (estimated quantity required for writing the entire Bible on one's face)
14. Bobby Bowden - Osceola attire for Seminole tribe re-enactments
15. Brent Musberger - A life.
16. Fighting Irish - Discovery Shuttle to send them to the Moon to maintain their independence
17. All other CFB fans - Grant the Irish their wish
18. Desmond Howard - A life
19. Lee Corso - FCC Guidelines for prevention of obscene, indecent and profane broadcasts
20. Terrelle Pryor - a Waterford Crystal football affixed to an ebony base otherwise known as the Coaches Trophy
well thought out. Those are genius.
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